If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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