hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Randomize
