1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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