Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
honey bunches of taint.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
It's just like the Real World with babies
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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