Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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