It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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