I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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