I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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