Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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