idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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