Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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