Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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