i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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