Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
