didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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