Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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