porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
My breasts were aching with rage.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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