so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Vodka?
Forever.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Randomize
