weddingsv make me drug and hornr
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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