I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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