So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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