i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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