I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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