maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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