This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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