I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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