I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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