It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Never joke about your clitoris.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
