What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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