Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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