I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize