i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Watching her eat just hurts me
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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