I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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