Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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