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I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.

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(480): View more from Arizona

ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result

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(303): View more from Colorado

You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden

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(214): View more from Texas

I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~

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(914): View more from New York

My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?

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I think I just shit out all my problems.

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(216): View more from Ohio

I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.

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