I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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