I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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