he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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