So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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