Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
My pussy is not your playground.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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