that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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