my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Randomize
