any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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