better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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