Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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