Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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