Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Randomize
