in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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