i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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