so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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