OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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