well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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