Dual....:-)
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Randomize
