At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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