Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
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